4. Ten Reasons to Live in a Cabin Up North Alone

1. You get to wear earmuffs and mittens and cute winter things.
2. You can have as many puppies as you want, because there's tons of room for them to run around and play.
• If you wanted, you could make sure all your puppies are huskies, and then you could make them your sled dog team.
3. Skinny dipping without the embarrassment. 
4. There's plenty of time to develop hobbies. Always wanted to learn to juggle? Now's your chance.
5. The view is absolutely beautiful.
6. No one's around to tell you your music's too loud.
7. You could pretty much live out The Simpsons Movie in real life.
8. Whatever job you have would require little to no human interaction.
• You may be skeptical on the job opportunities in a cabin up north alone, but there are several. Photography, hunting, logging, and blogging are only a few of the career paths available to the modern-day Eskimo.
9. There's never a bad time for coffee, hot chocolate, or tea because it's always cold.
10. Freedom to do whatever you want, without social constraints.

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